Paris Hilton’s Burlesque Birthday Bash
Mar 1, 2008
While she already held a pre-party a week ago at a Los Angeles nightclub, last night was the main attraction as far as Paris Hilton’s birthday bashes are concerned.
The socialite celebrated her 27th year by joining in on a burlesque show with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure Nightclub, which is located inside of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
According to press reports, “Hilton’s choreographer got her hooked up with the Dolls, with whom she sang and danced. Hilton even designed her own skimpy outfit for the birthday performance.”
Other guests for the evening included Paris’ sister Nicky, Stephanie March, Robin Antin and Bobby Flay - along with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls, of course!
Labels: birthday bash, Paris Hilton
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 16:16,
JoJo Sets the Record Straight
Wearing a cute grey blazer over a hot pink top, a styled-up Joanna “JoJo” Levesque was spotted partaking in a New York City shopping spree to kick off her President’s Day weekend.
And while the Foxborough singing sensation has been staying away from the spotlight as of late, she has recently voiced her unhappiness over inaccuracies in her online Wikipedia bio.
Apparently, JoJo is feeling hot and bothered by the claim that she turned down the Hannah Montana TV role that’s made Miley Cyrus a millionaire.
“This is not true,” JoJo told on her MySpace page. “I was not interested in doing a television show like that because I did not want to be that kind of artist. I am more concerned with being a legitimate artist - not one created for the captive tween audience from a television show.”
And about that rumored romance with Joe Jonas? “No, we are not dating,” she insists. “We have been just friends for a couple years.”
Labels: JoJo, Miley Cyrus
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 15:33,
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Eat For Three
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren had a late breakfast at Kings Road Diner
On break from her typically non-stop filming duties, a very pregnant Jessica Alba and daddy-to-be Cash Warren were out on Saturday for a late breakfast at the King’s Rd Cafe.
Jess, who toted along her favorite purple bag, and her man grabbed a table situated outside of the eatery - soon being joined by another couple before digging into their morning fill-up.
Meanwhile, the Sin City starlet is planning to jump straight back in front of the cameras as soon as she gives birth to her first child later this year.
Answering whether she plans to go right back to work, Alba told press: “Of course. I think it’s important to still be your own person. I don’t know if it’s healthy if you lose yourself completely.”
“I think kids appreciate it if you still move on with your individuality and you’re living the example that you want your kids to emulate,” she added.
Labels: Cash Warren, Jessica Alba
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 15:17,
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Valentine’s Date
Nothing says loving like a bottle of Cristal and some new Jimmy Choo shoes! Just ask Heidi Montag. Her Valentine’s Day was extra special, given Spencer Pratt’s thoughtfulness.
The Hills pair were spotted enjoying the day on a yacht in Marina Del Ray yesterday. And Spencer made sure it would be a moment to remember.
Decked out in roses, chocolate-covered strawberries, and champagne, the romantic setting was the perfect place to take their love a little ‘Higher.’
And speaking of ‘Higher,’ Heidi’s new single was the topic of conversation during a pre-Valentine’s celebration of video game “Burnout Paradise” on Tuesday night. And Spencer did all the talking.
According to Hollie McKay’s Fox News Pop Tarts, “Whenever anyone went to talk to Heidi about her new clothing collection, Heidi Wood, or her upcoming projects Spencer took over.
He was so annoying; Heidi couldn’t get a word in so she just let him go. He definitely seems to play the dominant role in that relationship. She has no voice. He does all the talking on her behalf.”
Labels: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 14:38,
Hilary Duff’s Ass Got A Latin Feel
Feb 29, 2008
Move over Shakira! Hilary Duff’s booty stole the show at the MTV Latin America Music Awards last night. Who knew Hilary was packing so much back? What a pleasant surprise.
And here we all thought Hilary was just a girl with nice… hmm… uhmm… wait a second! What exactly was it we liked about Hilary Duff? I forgot. Oh well, at least we have a good reason to like her now.
Labels: Ass, Hilary Duff
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 14:38,
Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures Could Have Been Better
They’re lame because there aren’t any full-body bikini shots, and judging by the small hint of cleavage we’re seeing from Avril, that’s a major let down! I know the girl may be the most obnoxious celebrity around, but her body is damn tight.
My girlfriend is obnoxious too, but she has a great rack so I tolerate it! Otherwise I would have dumped the b!tch a long time ago!
Labels: Avril Lavigne, bikini
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 14:16,
Hilary Duff Gets Leggy
Here’s Hilary Duff on Much Music looking like some hot Fembot from the Austin Powers’ movie. OK, that’s a little bit of a stretch since Fembots have bigger breasts or better yet “guns”.
Regardless of Hilary’s lack of boobies, she does look cute in that outfit. I would even go so far and say that her legs are looking kind of sexy in that dress.
So maybe she’s not a full figured Fembot just yet, but it doesn’t mean she’s completely useless. I can think of a few things I’d like to use her for.
Labels: Hilary Duff
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:54,
Tyra Banks Convinces Idiots To Burn Their Bras
Alright so I hate writing about this woman because she makes me very uncomfortable, but here’s Tyra Banks at a taping of her showing having women burn their bras in their bras.
I don’t know why they’re doing this since it’s not the 60s, but instead of burning bras they should all just jump in the fire themselves out of shame for following this nutjob. Now that’s liberating!
Labels: Tyra Banks
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:41,
Carmen Electra Is On The Sauce
Here’s Carmen Electra on some show called The Sauce on the Fuse Network. Never heard of it, but that doesn’t really matter since Carmen’s giving what appears to be a little aerobic striptease lesson. Unfortunately, she’s wearing way too many clothes for the tease portion to work, but I’ll forgive her - this time! Hey, the girl’s given us enough pleasure throughout the years that I figure a simple screw up like this can be overlooked.
Labels: Carmen Electra
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:19,
Lindsay Lohan back on the beach
I guess Lindsay didn’t lose her hot bikini body while she was in rehab because here she is frolicking on the beach. I’m assuming she’s getting ready to do some push ups or she dropped her keys or something. I don’t care really, it’s a nice chance to see some fantastic side boob. If only we could see side boob all the time…
Labels: Beach, bikini, Lindsay Lohan
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 12:19,
Anne Hathaway in Get Smart
Anne Hathaway appears in her underwear for 2 seconds in the new Get Smart movie and the whole world is a buzz with excitement. Why? She already showed us the goods several times in “Havok” and “Brokeback Mountain”. Are we so depraved that we need to constantly see women in their underwear?
BONUS! NSFW Clips of Anne in Havoc & Brokeback Mountain
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Labels: Anne Hathaway
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 11:59,
Gisele Bundchen surfs through the disappointment
Not really though. These are new pictures from the past. If you don’t already know, the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. The only ray of sunshine was that Gisele vowed to run naked through midtown Manhattan naked if the Pats lost. Not surprisingly, she recanted saying she didn’t know what she was thinking when she made that promise.
“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”
Granted, I think this was nothing but a satire piece from The Sportsman’s Daily which is a bummer. People should be shot for being teases. Either way, these pictures of Gisele windsurfing should soothe the anguish of a lost perfect season (haha, suckers). Just remember, Tom Brady went home and banged this while Eli Manning went home and ate some glue. More under the cut.
Labels: Gisele Bundchen
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 10:48,
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures are Wow
I know these pictures are everywhere, but this is Bar Refaeli in a bikini. Just so you appreciate how hot she is, she has no make up, there is no touching up at all, and there is no lighting. That’s all her people. Yea, I know. It’s ridiculous. Leo DiCaprio is having sex with that. Yea, I know I’ve depressed you. Sorry.
Labels: Bar Refaeli, bikini
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 10:20,
Rachel Bilson's Sweet Ass
It’s Rachel Bilson. I really think she’s moving up the hotness ladder these days. I guess it’s not too hard when all the mainstays are pregnant, in fact an Ostrich with a wig could probably surpass Jessica Alba these days.
Yea she’s got big pregnant boobs but she looks like a frigid ice queen. The kind of chick that would yell at you if she walked in and you were playing Call of Duty in boxers. “You’ve been in that same spot for 8 hours!”, she would yell.
It was my day off and I was relaxing. Jesus.
Labels: Ass, Rachel Bilson
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 10:04,
Lily Allen Has Butt Cheeks
Anyway, here's Lily bending over.
I have a hard time wearing skirts because I don't wear underwear and when I do wear skirts, I have a visible reaction to the wind blowing. I swear these famous girls who constantly get caught in these "upskirt" shots have no snatch nerve endings.
Labels: Ass, Lily Allen
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 09:47,
Roselyn Sanchez Almost Nude
Feb 28, 2008
I have a love/hate relationship with these PETA ads. On one hand, it’s a hot naked chick. On the other hand, I don’t get to really see them naked. It’s like a Veggie Burger. You’re still eating a burger, but it just feels like you’re being cheated.
Labels: nude, PETA, Roselyn Sanchez
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:51,
Hayden Panettiere Hot Candie’s Photo Shoot
Hayden Panettiere is an actress and singer who is best known for her role on the NBC series Heroes as Claire Bennet. She also appeared as the voice of Kairi in the Square Enix Kingdom Hearts series.
The 18 year old is New York born and raised and the daughter of a fire department lieutenant and a former soap opera actress. She has a younger brother Jansen Panettiere, who is also an actor.
Panettiere has been involved in the acting and modeling business from the age of 5 months. She started with Playskool ad work, had stints on soap operas One Life to Live, and Guiding Light.
She has acted in over a dozen full length feature films as well as several made for TV movies.
Suffice it to say that Hayden Panettiere is not the new kid on the block. She is a seasoned veteran and clicking on all cylinders.
Labels: Hayden Panettiere, photoshoot
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:41,
Kim Kardashian's Booty Goes Shopping
Kim Kardashian, decided to go shopping the other day in a skintight dress, and God bless her for that. It looks like Kim brought along a camera crew, probably to capture on film the miracle of a booty she has. But enough about her booty; I totally dig the rest of her. Her face, breasts, short film career... all smoking hot. Enjoy the curves.
Source: celebrity-juice
Labels: Kim Kardashian
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:21,
Lindsay Lohan Major Cleavage
Never seen Lindsay Lohan look this sexy in ages.. maybe even ever! Here's Lindsay showing an amazing amount of cleavage (as she always should) at last night's Rodeo Drive flagship store shindig and dropping everyone's jaw. A total knockout. Heck, I'm even impressed by her dress (go figure). I just hope this breast-flaunting phase continues throughout the year.
Source: celebrity-juice
Labels: Cleavage, Lindsay Lohan
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 13:00,
Mariah Carey Goes Touch My Body!
Mariah Carey’s new song “Touch My Body” featuring beatiful, buxom Mariah and the geek. Now why a geek? That I don’t know but Mariah is hot that’s for sure and for her singing, she’s just fabulous.
Mariah’s new album “That Chick” set to release on April 1st. Now if there’s anyone’s album I’m going to buy, it’s Mariah’s. She’s simply the best.
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Labels: Mariah Carey
posted by Absent_MinDZ @ 12:20,
Rihanna Naked in FHM!
Rihanna is a gorgeous woman and her latest photo shoot for FHM! would seem to bear (or bare) that out. The lovely singer is from Barbados and recently won a Grammy for her collaboration with Jay-Z on Umbrella.
She is under contract with Def Jam Records label. Her unique Caribbean sound has shot her career into high gear. She was ranked #8 on Maxim Hot 100 list of 2007. Victoria’s Secret has chosen Rihanna as 2007 Sexiest Female Musician on their ‘What is Sexy List’.
